Thursday, December 25, 2008

Come all ye faithful

Recent events in my life have made me abandon Buddhism in favour of Nemesism. Here's the first part of the wikipedia article:


Nemesism is a spin-off religion from

Prophet's sacred clothes

It is a simplified, occidentalized version of the old belief originating with the teachings of Samuel Landete, who had a series of revelations in an alcohol-induced trance in Albacete circa the end of 2008. Nemesists recognize him as an awakened teacher who shared his insights to help sentient beings end their suffering by understanding the true nature of phenomena, thereby escaping the cycle of suffering and reboot, that is, achieving Nerdvana.
The name is derived from Nemesis, being the core belief that karma (understood as simply as "what goes around comes around") is a universal law but, although good things come naturally following a series of good actions, each person must make sure bad things happen to the evil doers, thus embodying Nemesis and becoming karma's armored fist. Nemesis is then
"A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."
, as per the sacred film Snatch.
Various sources put the number of Nemesists in the world between 1 or 2 and 500 million.

1 comment:

  1. Hostia, la putada del uniforme de profeta es que ahora en invierno es jodido predicar, jajaja.

    Así puedes dedicarte al recogimiento y a la reflexión, siempre, claro está, con una botella de alcohol cerca, para entrar en trance, claro.

    Un saludo